guess who listened to like a long long lance for like 4 hours straight
this is my favorite video on the whole iinternet i give up
how did i misspell THAT BADLY
i forgot to watch the new dr who but im okay with that
i’ll probably end up watching it anyway though rip in peace me
ppl drawin pale izumida consider this: not doing that
put a “<3” and i’ll tell you about someone i care about, without any names.
put a “>:” and i’ll tell you something i dislike about myself.
put a “<:” and i’ll tell you something i like about myself.
Put a “>:c” and i’ll tell you something that pissed me off.
Put a “#” and i’ll tell you the last thing i lied about.
Put a “*” and i’ll tell you a secret
Pls do it.
Fukukin in the subway
I think they are totally gay……..
MY anaconda certainly wasn’t dope after that video with nicki.
???! what? who are you?!
admit it, you weren’t just interested in her personality….you lusted after her. you were attracted to her body! your innocuous purity had almost dissipated after your time with her!
no! that’s not true!! her personality was all i saw as she posed in front of that chair! i never meant anything more than that!
tch, lying through your teeth will get you nowhere! you’re me! and obviously i’m you. the desire coursing through your veins….i felt it all! and i loved it!
no! stop it! you’re…….not me!
[battle music intensifies]
i am a shadow….your true self. now, why don’t you show everyone how lewd you truly are?
*logs out of twitter for 52 years*
AN ANON ASKED ME FOR IZUMIDA HEADCANONS WHOOP WHOOP
Izumida is probably really gullible to his team, so he could easily be the one they prank the most because he’s so trusting in his team
but is he, is the question … .
no because it’s so much more fun to torture Arakita apparently
If he were to run his own tumblr blog, it’d be dedicated to plants——he’d reblog as many aesthetic pics of plants growing out of weird things or whatever and tag them with all the latin names of them beCAUSE HE KNOWS IT ALL .. … .
When Izumida plays Pokemon he almost ALWAYS picks the grass type. His favorites are probably Snivy & Bulbasaur!!
He’d also obviously have Machoke/Machamp on his team eventually, & probably a few steel types like Steelix or Aggron .. .
To help him during his workouts, he concocted a protein shake of his own——-but it tastes SO awful that no one else on the team can stomach it, or swallow it .. .
He’s the type of guy who will always show up to dates early, because he doesn’t want to make you wait on him!
He nags, but only because he wants what’s best for you … . I think that the people who’d give him the most dokis are those who listen to his advice and use it
Of course he’d bring you flowers if he liked you
I think a great way to impress Izumida is by knowing the meaning behind the flowers he chose to give you .. . He’d also never give you any if he didn’t mean what they did
I think he’d be shy when his lover first starts sleeping beside him?? And he might need so reassuring words to let him know it’s okay to be close to them, otherwise he’d be stiff as a board and have a hard time sleeping
But once he knows they’re comfortable with him, he’ll cuddle and spoon like no other because everything he does has meaning
Um … . How’s that for now anon??